ALESSA CARA BEGS BOYFRIEND TO STAY?! Single Review: Stay -Zedd ft Alessia Cara

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New Music Thursday?! Releasing it a day early sounds great to me, but, question is, is it harmful?

Also, it weirds me out when a music producer is billed before the actual person singing the song. Like I get that it’s the producer’s track, but.. anyways.

Music producer Zedd  released his newest song Stay with singer Alessia Cara on February 23rd.

Personally, I’m into it!


Interesting beginning, it sounds like humming! It also stays in the background until the chorus and later, it comes back.

I love Alessia’s voice, so clear and pretty!

THAT BEAT AND THE RAPPING! If I knew how to snap along (I know, I just never learned snapping, yeah judge it!) I would!

“underneath the rising sun” THAT IS TOO EARLY TO BE DRINKING!

This reminds me of Taylor Swift’s All You Had To Do Was Stay, only instead of the last word of the phrase being a high note, it has an electronic distortion on it. Weird, but it is an EDM song, alright. (Maybe it might be better as just her song though even though I like Zedd’s music? #ILikeTaylor’sBetter)

Another song this reminds me of Justin Bieber’s What Do You Mean? , because of the clock focus. You don’t find that often in pop music!

Catchy dance track is catchy! Present replay value is present!

Fave Lyrics: “Hope the winds that change will change your mind”

Rating: 7.4/10  Fun, boppy, radio-friendly EDM, and Alessia hasn’t done musically wrong yet! As long as the radio doesn’t make me hate it by playing it too much, it’s great!

Listen:

Buy: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stay-single/id1207481534?app=itunes

KATY PERRY AND THE SOCIETAL AMUSEMENT PARK! Music Video Review: Chained To The Rhythm-Katy Perry ft Skip Marley

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Pop Princess Katy Perry has returned to bless our ears with more music as sweet to the eardrum as cotton candy. Her newest release Chained To The Rythm is an extremely catchy pop tune perfect for a casual fun blast in the car right?!

It almost sounds a bit too generic, like, after giving it a first listen, you’ve already heard it a lot before…

The thing is, you probably haven’t. Listen again and think about the lyrics.

Turns out, the song’s not what it seems to be like on the service level.

Which is kind of what the whole thing’s about, isn’t it?

Chained To The Rhythm actually  has strong social and political messages, particularly that humans are happily numb to any dangers we might be facing.

And Katy definitely means to imply it against our current president. (But I’m not really going into that..This is an entertainment blog over here!)

In case you missed the message in the lyrics, Katy added visuals, in the lyric video (Hamsters! Side note, the promotional cartoon hamster for this song is precious!! ), during both her performances at both the Grammies and the Brits, and now this interesting video!

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(Watch along while reading the comments, if you can!)

Oblivia is the name of the amusement park. In case you didn’t know, to be oblivious to something means to ignore it completely/miss it. It’s clever!

Katy’s Pink Hair that makes her look like Wanda from Fairly Oddparents is back! (Did anyone really miss it? Well, it’s here!)

The outfit flat out looks like a space suit!

That fence isn’t just white! It’s also blue and pink, I’ll have you know!

LOOK AT THAT HAMSTER FOUNTAIN NAWWWWW!!!!

Here’s a fitting reference, Don’t those people in the Oblivia amusement park, including Katy herself, look like they could residents of the Capitol in The Hunger Games?! Food for thought..

Do you see her reference to the American Dream and an ideal society yet?! Because now it’s right in front of your face!

She hurt herself on the rose haha, things are not as they seem.

I’m terrified of roller coasters, but video footage of them is AWESOME!

The chorus to this song is hypnotisingly catchy even a to a degree higher then most Katy Perry music (which is saying A LOT!) . It just seems to get catchier with each listen!

Chained To The Rhythm is really Katy’s most well-planned song yet! It’s surprising exactly how clever it really is.

OH HEY, EMOJIS! (Can that be an actual thing? A tunnel of emojis?)

The roller coaster is a heart, and I know this is part of a video supposed to symbolize happy distraction and I’m playing into it, but it looks REALLY COOL RIGHT?!

And… EXTREMLY dangerous considering it was just launched in the air like that… DAMMIT KATY!

I see the 1984 book reference on the sign by the line. Nice!

That ranking system is a definite dig at sexism.

People as flying “bombs”. Missed that the first watch. It’s getting too scary now!

There’s the hamster wheel!

Fiery water…. that is not possible, but of course it’s cool visuals! FIRE BREATHINGGGG!!!  (but I’m now getting the probable global warming dig. GOSH THIS IS SO POLITICAL!)

WHY IS KATY’S HAIR SUDDENLY BLONDE?! Can’t work out the reasoning here, maybe she changed wigs. Maybe it is the Capitol. Would she be the Effie Trinket?

Is the TV thing another 1984 reference? Is Skip Marley (Bob Marley’s grandson, by the way!) Big Brother?!

Plot twist! Reality is 3D and 3D glasses are 2D!

Katy literally just became woke! (informed, but c,mon you’re on the internet, you know the slang!)

I’ve decided Katy would be like Effie, because in the series, Effie used to be as blind to the horror of the Hunger Games as the rest of the people from the Capitol, but she learns her lesson as she sees what Katniss and Peeta really had to go through, and that it is serious. Compare that with this video!

Her “Oh Shit!” face at the end though!

Rating:  8/10 Fascinating and concerning video with a strong message! Are we really that ignorant about current world issues? You wouldn’t want to think so, but…. Up to interpretation, but we definitely need to be concerned about/protect/fight for the things that should be considered the right things in our crazy world. Music/Entertainment is fun and needed, but we shouldn’t let it completely cover up our concern for important world issues. (I know, this is coming from me, but I said not completely. I’m not as well as informed as I could be but I know more now about current problems than ever!) ANYWAY, THE VID IS BELOW!

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SPENDING VALENTINES DAY WITH ARIANA GRANDE (AND LITTLE MIX, PARTYYY!) Dangerous Woman Tour Review!! (Plus FREE LITTLE MIX SHOW!)

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HEY, I STILL DON’T HAVE A BAE, BUT MY VALENTINE’S DAY WAS FILLED WITH SLAY!

(I’ll stop…. but probably not actually!)

On Tuesday February 14th 2016 I went to Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman Tour at the Bridgestone (known in my head as that-arena-I-hugged-Demi-Lovato-in-the-basement-of,but that’s a different story) Arena in Nashville Tennessee.

STAY TUNED TOO! I have an extra Little Mix story!

Ariana Grande is one of the most wonderful, magical, insanely-talented pop vocalists of our generation,  (and I saw her Honeymoon Tour in 2015 and IT GAVE ME MY LIFE!) and Dangerous Woman is a QUALITY album, so when she announced this tour and then added EXTREMELY-UNDERRATED British Pop-Queen SuperGirlGroup Little Mix, I was like DONE, (Middle-Floor) TICKET IN CART, SHHHOOOOKK!

Seeing the annoncement, going to get tickets like:

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(Not exactly, because I always wait to buy tickets for good prices/in case I try and win them, but I freaking knew I’d get this!)

Victoria Monet was the first opening act. I haven’t really heard of her besides that she wrote No Way for Fifth Harmony. And.. I can’t do any further commentary, because I ran into a problem and missed most of her set so all I really know is she was there and probably trustably good based on the 5H song . SORRY!

(LIT)tle Mix! Oh Man, they know how to put on a fun show! They grabbed my ATTENTION! (I bet you’ve clicked off this blog by now..) by opening with Salute -THAT CATCHY-ASS FEMALE-EMPOWERMENT BOP!

BRB I JUST GOT DRAFTED INTO THE LITTLE MIX DANCE ARMY!

*gets killed within 5 minutes because their level of dance ability is IMMENSLY higher than mine*

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They then did Hair *EXTREME BOP OF POP BOPS* next and their first ever straight-outta-X-factor single Wings (did not expect that throwback!) and basically knocked the crowd senseless with DANCE SKILLS with a straight-up side of vocals! If you see these ladies live, they don’t play they WORK that stage to an almost-Beyonce-notch level of choreography!

Which, THOROUGHLY gets me in Saterday-Night PJ dance party mood on a Tuesday!

I saw LM open up for Demi’s Neon Lights tour in 2014 and they were phenomenal, but since the Get Weird album they have taken things up a few levels! Can’t say I know any more girl groups with a dance game anywhere near as strong!

Here’s another thing about seeing Little Mix live, UNEXPECTED EXTENDED SING ALONG PARTS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO ADD FLARE SEPARATING IT FROM THE STUDIO VERSIONS! YAASSS!

Studio track= Vanilla Ice Cream,  Extra Vocals/Audience participation= Hot Carmel,  Choreo (done properly) = Sprinkles!

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Ballad time! The fourth song they did was Secret Love Song, which is definitely in my top three favorite Little Mix songs! They did the thing where they have the audience put up their phone lights (Perrie actually messed with us by having us put the lights up, then back down again LOL!) , and they sang it with the spotlights on each individual members and it was (Black) MAGIC!

HERE, WITNESS IT!!

 

TAKE A SIP FROM MY SECRET POTION, THAT’S HOW THEY PICKED THINGS UP!

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BOY, YOU BELONG TO ME, I GOT THE RECIPE, AND IT’S CALLED BLACK MAGIC!!

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Okay Little Mix, you’re literally feet away, AND YOU STILL CAN’T TELL ME HOW TO WORK YOUR MALE-ACQUIRING BLACK MAGIC! It’s an adorable, fun song, but CUT TO THE CHASE, GET ME A GUIDE, THEN A GUY!  Please, it’s Valentine’s Day!

The stage did have a rectangular runway, so they opened current-single Touch acoustically, THEN KICKED IT UP TO THE STUDIO VERSION ON THE CHORUS! I had the honor of hearing this single-thirst-jam live for the first (and second!) time live on Valentines day! BEST THING EVER!

They finished with Shout Out To My Ex ! Can’t relate but it’s still FUN AF!!

Ability for fans to jump-around-while-playing-it-live should be a criterion for almost every artist when picking a single tbh!

FUN TO SHOUT LYRICS ARE ALSO A HUGE PLUS!

Love you Little Mix Queens ! You’re so freaking fun!! SEE THEM LIVE, BUY THE ALBUMS, DO IT!!

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Next came the pint-sized (despite her last name), LEGEND/Dangerous-Baby-Bunny-Rabbit-Pretending-To-Be-A-Lion  from Boca Raton Florida, with VOCALS from somewhere outside of planet earth… MISS ARIANA GRANDE!!

Well, after her ANNOYING-ass countdown, that is.

I wanna know who’s brilliant idea it was to give us TEN ENTIRE MINUTES of her playing with her top, hair, and the camera, BASICALLY DOING NOTHING OF INTEREST! TEN. MINUTES.

Worst. (STUPIDEST). Countdown. EVER!!!! (At least you’re pretty Ari *EYE ROLL* )

She lead in with Be Alright and hit us with that same EPIC as-seen-on-SNL CHOREO THOUGH!

I have a love-hate relationship with INSANLY-HYPED energy and screaming during the first song in basically any concert! It walks a line between fun and overwhealming and ALSO FORGET TRYING TO GET ANY PICS OR VIDEO AT ALL UNTIL SOME POINT IN THE NEXT SONG!

During this particular concert, I also had girls in front of me (and who I assumed to be their mom, part-funny/part-annoying) that would dance and block my view. FUN, NOT!

Ariana are you wearing that black jacket with orange straps over your black dress to make it easier for people towards the back to see you?? ….. That’s actually clever. A fashion risk, but clever.

Next was Everyday, her new single, a bullshit jam because it’s catchy-without-any-other-value! Here’s a performance-redeeming factor though! PYROOOOOOO!!!! Nothing says CONCERT MEGA-PARTY to me then FLAME CANNONS!

No Nextflix and chilling this V-Day for me! More like Bad Decisions  and Bopping!!!! YESSS!

I guess chilling insued though, because it’s as if I was playing a dance-platformer video game WITH ENOUGH POINTS TO UNLOCK THE BEST CHARACTER ARIANA THE MIGHTY!

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You play around her as she’s singing to you though. We aren’t worthy enough to play AS her.

(She also has dancers around her doing most of the actual dancing work,which is weak especially compared with Little Mix, but it’s near forgivable!)

For her first interlude THERE WAS A CLIP OF HER SINGING AND I’VE NEVER HEARD THE SONG BEFORE! I mean, she is a fan of releasing unreleased tracks, but I’M HOPING IT’S A TASTE OF AG4!! (Aka the next album!! See, you should know that nowadays, before fans know the title of an album, they call it the artists initials and the album number it will be BC easier to talk about!)

Okay, if you insist, here’s a clip of that! (recorded for my own listening pleasure!)

Outfit change! Okay Ari, now you really look like a fluffy white rabbit! I’ll give you some carrots if you sing to me!!! *throws carrots at stage* OKAY GREAT!

Knew Better/Forever Boy has the best beat of any album filler track I’ve ever heard! I’d also like to say that Knew Better Part 2 is immensely better BECAUSE OF ARIANA’S ADORABLE RAP! Oh my gosh! It’s even more precious live!! I need more of it! Forever Boy had a cool trick, I’ll admit! Drummers and glowing lit up pillars! Even AriTheDiva herself played with the glow sticks!

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Visually, one of the best performances of the night!

I might put the video to this one, if only the freaking bass on the audio wasn’t too strong! That’s not cool! (it’s not the only video this happens with either)

I can’t say I ever get tired of One Last Time and, just like on the Honeymoon Tour, it really doesn’t need anything besides just her singing it! (Except maybe some colored lights! That’d be cool! C,mon, in that music video, the world is ending!)

Cue photo gallery of Ari’s gorgeous face, because #BETTERQUALITYBITCHES!

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DOES ANYONE NEED A TOUR PHOTOGRAPHER?!

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I COULD HANDLE THAT FOR YOU! (Especially for closer tickets!)

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GOSH DARN IT, I UNDERRATE TOUCH IT! It’s probably actually one of my favorite Ariana songs and that chorus kind of blows me away! She had some type of heart monitor lines on screen that moved with the song and it was amazing!

For (another fave of mine!) Leave Me Lonely, there were pink lights on each side of Ariana with a big white one down the middle and there was smoke on the stage which added to the warning tone of the song like quite a bit! It’s kind of surprising how much something like a lighting trick, or adding smoke can add to a performance.

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Oh, and…. VOCALSSS! Delivered. As. PROMISED!

Here was another notable interval! AN ADDED EXTRA PART OF LEAVE ME LONELY! SO GOOD! One thing to know about Ariana’s concerts, is that she knows how to PROVIDE a notable interval!

Do you wanna know what else she freaking PROVIDED?!?

Side To Side,  EXACTLY. LIKE. THE. MUSIC VIDEO!!!

GIRL HAD THOSE EXERCISE BIKES OUT!!!

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I’ve never seen a performance where it literally felt like you were in the music video before this one! IT WAS SO LIT, I WAS HARDCORE DANCING AND EVEN RAPPING NICKI’S PART!!

She followed that up with Bang Bang, which had me going JUST AS HARDCORE!

I thought she would have continued the party with Greedy, but it felt underwhelming to me, I was calmed down, there were people jumping in front of me, and I wasn’t paying enough attention to HER KEY CHANGE which is the best part in the song!

But, I just learned that she apparently has money falling down during that performance that has her face and signature so THAT’S DOPE!

I’m here for Moonlight though! I love the concept of adding a beautiful backdrop to a ballad and having the artist sit down. The stage looked like a galaxy and the cell phone lights were up and it fit with the sky theme because the lights would be like stars! This song is also the cutest thing and I loved hearing it on (Cat) Valentine’s day even though I’m too single.

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Break Free (along with another song) had LASERS and it was some type of remixed. The lasers and the pyro for this show were THE COOLEST THINGS! Break Free only underwhelmed me because I saw it on the Honeymoon Tour and I was closer and she was doing ALL KINDS OF EXTRA AWESOME VOCALS on it! It was still good. it just can’t really compare to that experience!

Sometimes is the chillest song but it’s still awesome! At the end of that performance she had huge pink balloons rain down from the top of the arena. That’s a definite upgrade from confetti! I wanted one so badly but I couldn’t manage to get one because I was too far back! 😦

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Thinking Bout You was BEAUTIFUL!! Both of Dangerous Woman‘s love ballads were served justice on this tour! Ariana started with a lovely smoke heart on screen behind her, and as she sang, the screen would show colored smoke images of straight, gay, and lesbian couples hugging/kissing each other and AGAIN, EPIC VISUALS!

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I kind of had a problem with Problem. Her dancers held up some blue strobe lights and I didn’t get it. Bring the black and white swirls, bring the lasers back, I want something else!

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Into You was AS MUCH OF A JAM AS EVER! I need to get just as excited (if not more!) when I hear my ABSOLUTE JAMS live and this one delivered as much as a song with “baby come light me up” in the chorus should!

I NEED to talk about this EPIC finale!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNGGGGGGGG!!!!

Dangerous Woman, Stunning long black dress (No rabbit ears unfortunately!), THE WHOLE STRETCH OF STAGE ON FIRE, AND SHOOTING EVEN MORE!!! (Hope she’s alright the whole tour, we don’t need another Michael Clifford incident with the fire!)

It. Was. EVERYTHINGGGG!!!!! YAAAAAASSSS!!! I won’t forget seeing this one EVER!!! That’s probably the most epic concert finale I’ve seen yet!

(Sorry about the bass)

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Concert Experience Rating: 7.5/10 I love some vocal slayage, and I love some cool, secret, performance tricks (she’s really good at that!)! I’m going to say this again, THE PYRO WAS SOO COOL, THE PYRO WAS SOO COOL!!! Another amazing thing is SHE DID THE WHOLE Dangerous Woman album and if the entire album is AMAZING enough to do in its entirety live, then the artist (s) should definitely do it! Not enough artists do! Dangerous Woman is also such good album. I gave it a 9/10 in my review, and I probably spent at least 4 hours with it again after this concert! Some of the performances however seemed just ok though and I felt like maybe they could have added things to them. I also believe that I liked the Honeymoon Tour better overall when I saw that. She didn’t speak to the audience nearly as much with this show either (just a cute “Happy Valentine’s day!” really) and I missed that, because A) I didn’t feel as connected with the show and B) ARIANA IS PRECIOUS and we missed out!

Still, Ariana continues to be super amazing, I thank this tour for getting me to revisit that whole album, and I COULDN’T THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO HAVE SPENT MY VALENTINES DAY! (Well actually, that same day/experience, only with a bit more chocolate, because I didn’t eat as much of it as I usually do on V-day!)

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And if THAT concert experience wasn’t enough!

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If you’re a fellow pop music nerd, it’s truly best to check on your local top 40 station on a regular basis!

BECAUSE THEN YOU FIND OPPORTUNITIES SUCH AS THIS, A FREE, UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL, ACOUSTIC, MINI LITTLE (haha!) MIX SHOW!

Earlier that day on Tuesday February 14th 2016, I went to local radio station 107.5 The River’s Bash Your Ex Ball with Little Mix, at the Wildhorse Saloon in Nashville Tennessee.

Need I mention that I waited about an hour outside in the rain to get into this? Well it was free, it was only sprinkling out, I had an umbrella (eh eh), and Little Mix are worth it!

It was a general admission show, aka standing in a tight area! BUT THESE ARE ALWAYS WORTH IT FOR THE PROXIMITY TO THE ARTIST!

Thankfully, before the show started, I got to move in front of the tall guys that were ahead of me.

The station had a contest where if you brought a picture of your ex (I brought a picture of one of the more obscure youtubers I watch, since I don’t have one!) they’d shred it, and there was a raffle to get Little Mix Meet and Greet passes! I didn’t win at that, nor through trying hella hard through the station in other ways! I would have REALLY LOVED to meet them, but you can’t win everything, and there is still hope for someday!

The funniest thing about the ex shredding thing, was that someone brought in a photo of One Direction (post Zayn) and I was offended when they shredded it! Still funny though! I can’t get too butt-hurt! It’d be funnier though if it was just Zayn because this was a Little Mix show and because of the whole Zayn-Perrie thing!

Little Mix are so cute! Jade’s little pink cowboy hat was ADORABLE!

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They sang Black Magic first. I really liked this crowd and being part of it, everyone was singing along, having a good time, and occasionally, yelling positive messages to the girls!

They ripped up someone’s sign between songs! Super funny! I feel like they really fed off of the audience, and everyone there was having such a good time!

Next was Shout Out To My Ex and I videotaped Perrie in the beginning of the song. Like…. Who’s side am I on with this whole Zerrie thing again! I don’t know, BUT Perrie’s kind of my fave in Little Mix! She’s SO TALENTED!

Touch is such a bop! Everyone was still singing the words and it’s VERY GOOD ACOUSTICALLY!

Personally, I don’t have an ex to shoutout to, but I’m thirsty for a touch of boyfriend love so I LOVE IT MORE!

I like how the audience reacted when Jesy added extra vocals to her part!

They did touch fans hands at the end and this is probably the closest I’ve ever gotten to getting trampled when I rushed forward, but I was fine, so I didn’t feel scared like I probably should have been, oops!

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Concert Experience Rating: 9.7/10 (.2 deducted because I wasn’t RIGHT AT THE ABSOLUTE FRONT, and .1 deducted for not being longer) Only 3 songs and all singles, but one of the best intimate GA shows I’ve ever been to! The crowd was super fun to be a part of, it really did feel like a whole, everyone was singing along, and talking to the girls, and overall enjoying themselves. This show really did have a strongly connected energy to it. Their singing was also spot on, and Little Mix really are very fun to watch! I definitely have more love for Little Mix now!

Oh, and I also tried to wait by their van until they came out after the m&g. They came out after a couple minutes and there was only about 10 fans along with a dog, so I really wish they could have meet us, but at least they said hey!

It did drive me kind of crazy that the van they were in was right in front of me and I still couldn’t meet them!

Better luck next time I guess!

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Red Carpet Talk GRAMMYS 2017

Welcome to Red Carpet talk where I discuss all kinds of award show fashion and give them a rating/10 !

THE GOOD 🙂 :

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Not my fave, but still gorgeous and I really wanna feel that velvet skirt! (why am I starting this off so weird?) And, is it just me, or did her top look red on TV instead of orange? IT MAKES ME LIKE IT MORE IF IT WAS RED!

Rating: 7.3/10

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Adele, wow what an elegant green queen! Probably the most sophisticated olive on the planet!

Rating: 7.7/10

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I love the shade of light-pink rose on J-Lo’s dress, but that neck frill is extra! Too-rich-bratty-six-year-old-girl level extra!

Rating: 7.3/10

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If Adele was a sophisticated olive, Celene Dion is a sophisticated tree with a dash of the SHINY!

Rating: 7.5/10

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I love a nice red dress and Charli XCX’s looked particularly gorgeous /prom-like. The top part is meh, even though it kind of looks heart-shaped! (poor chest coverage)

Rating: 7.9/10

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Nick Jonas is looking studly *insert cringe at pun here* with that studded jacket! I LOVE IT!

Rating: 9.1/10

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Elle King looked fabulously floral!! (The tattoos might suggest a badass, but the outfit speaks else-wise!) I could see myself wearing a flower crown to the Grammies tbh if I was ever invited! I’d pick ( 😉 ) her for one of my favorite looks of the night!

Rating: 9.2/10

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Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots chose a classic dapper suit look. I just happen to hate when guys dye their hair NEON YELLOW! It’s downright obnoxious and ugly! (I had an issue with a Youtuber that did this before I saw Josh do it)

Rating: 8.6/10

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The Chainsmokers are also put together in suits, but no dumb hair found here!

Rating: 8.9/1o

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: (L-R) Musicians Jack Lawless, JinJoo Lee, Joe Jonas and Cole Whittle of DNCE attend The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
DNCE are looking alright! Jack and Joe look great, I love the polka dots. Jinjoo can afford to add a jacket or something, idk it’s lacking. I feel like Cole is prone to knock down my rating of this group the most, what even is is that weird Zebra suit?

Rating: 7.8/10

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Pentatonix looking snazzy! Kirstie’s dress reminds me of a ribbon! SCOTT AND MITCH BEING CUTE WITH RED AND BLUE APPRECIATION! Wtf with Kevin’s suit skirt?!

Rating: 7.3/1o

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Carrie Underwood’s delivering another lovely red dress look! The collar works fine with me!

Rating: 8.8/10

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Country Newbie Marin Morris is looking perfect in purple! The skirt part is interesting! I think it works!

Rating: 9.4/10

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MY SECOND FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT! Camilla Cabello looks like a Disney princess and I’m LIVING for it!

Rating: 9.7/10

I wish I could make this completely unbiased. I truly do! I try as hard as I can.

BUT,

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That’s extremely hard to do when you stan a LITERAL GODDESS!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

DEMI LOVATO, GOLD, SEXY, SEE-THROUGH, LONG-HAIR, CONFIDENT AND FIERCE AF!!

WHAT IS AIR AGAIN?!

SLAY ME QUEEN!!! I’m in LOVE!

BEST LOOK! Rating: Hang-on-let-me-go-get-a-new-scale-because-it-overheated!!!/10

The Bad 😦 :

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Tori Kelly because I can’t do the SUPER-RUFFLED Broccoli look!

Rating: 6.7/10

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Contrasting the ruffles, I also can’t do Daya’s straight-lined look.

Rating: 6.2/10

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Halsey must have overslept and forgot to put on clothing! The hair, necklace, and/or sideboob, aren’t the issues! The issue is the blue oversized saggy-ass pjs!

Rating: 5.5/10

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Is Katy Perry’s skirt made of flamingos? Seems like a mix-matched mess to me.

Rating: 5/10

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Eye makeup too pink, two-piece way too bejeweled! Lea Michele should release her second album Places soon to make up for this mess!

Rating: 5.2/1o

THE QUIRKY ?? :

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I’m starting with the second worse outfit worn (The worse was a Trump endorsement worn by someone irrelevant! That’s not even going on this blog!) What the hell was Cee-Lo Green even going for?! This is medium-key terrifying!! He might be trying to match the Grammy award itself, but he wound up looking like the love child of C-3p0 and a candy wrapper!!

Rating: 3/10

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This is how you properly dress like a Grammy award! As you saw before, I’m not much for clothing ridges, but Solange’s dress is an origami-like masterpiece!

Rating: 7.5/10

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Finally, we have Lady Gaga the motorbike chick! (Actually a fitting look for her later performance with Metallica!) Semi-furry, but sharp!

Rating: 7.8/10

BOMB Bidi BANGING?! (A true love language) Single Review: Bom Bidi Bom -Nick Jonas and Nicki Minaj

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NO NO NO NO NO, I AM NOT REVIEWING ANOTHER SONG FROM Fifty Shades Darker! I PROTEST SO HARD!! I HATE THE MESSAGE, I HATE THE FACT THAT THIS FREAKING FRANCHISE HAS TOP NOTCH A+ MUSIC!! I WOULD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE THEN REVIEW MORE! I WOULD THROW MY LAPTOP INTO A RAGING FIRE, I WOUL-

Wait a second, Did someone say Nick Jonas!??!

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UGH FINE!!

Nick and Nicki, Nicki and Nick, NICK I

Strike me with those SFX!! BANG! *dark guitar strumming* Comic-aiming-to-be-sexual PRRRRRRR

Nick singing to that guitar riff, I THINK I’M PREGNANT!

OKAY HERE ARE MY LIPS NICK! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT-

GUITAR BEAT IS GIVING ME LIFE OVA HERE!!!

Catchy, SEXY, STEAMY, SMOOTH!

Nicki verses are iffy. They can be clever, or they can be Too odd, Too Trashy. I don’t care for this one!

BOM BIDI BOM BOM BOM MEE (wait, not the lyrics?)

7.3/10: Bom Bidi bullshit BOP!! Nick and the guitar really make this one for me!!

Fave Lyrics: “I’m an addict, I’m your patient, your lips are the medication”

Listen:

Buy: NO, NOT LINKING THAT THING! ! FIND THIS YOURSELF!

GAGA’S WILD WESTERN RIDE?!?! Music Video Review: John Wayne -Lady Gaga

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Dazzling us by dropping off the rooftop of the Super Bowl stadium wasn’t the only thing Lady Gaga had in store for us this week! (Though, it was A REALLY BIG DEAL!! AND AN INCREDIBLE ONE!!! You can’t say you’ve EVER seen that one before!!)

(We can also appreciate that the Super Bowl performance gave us this memeworthy gem!)

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Anyway, Mother Monster also decided to give us a brand new wacky ass music video for her song John Wayne.

CRAZY. GAGA. IS. BACK! If anyone thought a little jazz break with Tony Benett would mellow her out, they’re mistaken, and here’s some proof!

She may be clad in the Joanne honoring pink suit and hat the first second, BUT JUST BLINK and SHE’S NEARLY FALLING OFF THE BACK OF A HORSE!

Song spoken-to-yelling intro = attention getting. Video= Even more so!

I’ve been whacked with shrubbery while on horseback too! It’s painful!

I think you should probably check yourself if you aren’t DIGGING those 80s word graphics! Keep it up! Let it pop out at me! SO COOL!

The word graphics also make it seem film-like. Only probably made by a student using clip-art! But that student knew what they were doing and got an A!

Redneck guys on a rusty truck! That’s definitely a country song or 10!

That’s not a beer can, that’s A GLASS BOTTLE! How does Gaga not react to that! Ouch! (but it looks cool right? Shattered glass= visual effects as well as any pain caused!)

Nope, just casually shaking broken glass off her hat. Totally an everyday occurrence.

MOTERCYCLE CHAAAAAASSSEEEEE!! And oh yeah, what else is crazy? A DANCE PARTY!!!

The bejeweled bikini top is definitely something!

I see you Gaga, the PAWS AND CLAWS ARE BACK OUT! We have to let her use them!

DON’T TRY THAT AT HOME! Nope, Never get in the car with Gaga and this dude! Violence, drinking, and swerving ensues!!

Work it girl!! Yes she can dance!

WHOA!! IT REALLY SEEMS WE’RE IN THIS DANGEROUS CRAZY AF CAR!! *deep breaths* We’re safe, WE HAVE COMPUTER/PHONE SCREENS!

Is her dancing on the car surprising? NOT IN THE LEAST BIT, BUT THE GUN DEFINITELY IS!!! #OnceAgainTryNONEOfThisAtHome #NoGaga’sWereHarmed #Wait,WeDon’tKnowThat :0

Cars are more dangerous than horses! But hey, it’s the 80s! There’s cars! #ThatTrashyCarWASREAAAAAAALLLYYYHarmed!

COLORED (lights!) AND CRAZY!!!!!!!

AND OH YEAH HER HIGH HEEL BOOT SHOOTS LAZERS!! A little fact!!!

A fact that ended up killing her! (because, well none of the rest of the video did yet!)

Rating: 8.6/10 Gaga. Videos. ARE. NOT. DULL! Give me the action! Give me the mini-heart-attack car ride! Let me get whacked on horseback-Wait, STILL DON’T DO THAT! The edgy modern wild west is– probably best experienced through a music video, so you don’t, you know, put yourself at risk of DEATH!

The song has also grown on me, because I found it super bizarre when I decided to check out Joanne a few days ago, but then she hits that JOHHN WAYYNNE powerhouse part and BAM! *Added to Bi-monthly Jams Spotify playlist @danathefangirl *

Go ahead and tune-in for a 3-minute thrill!

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BEYONCE HAS THREE HEARTS?! BeyONCE, beTWICE, BeTHRICE!!!

In case you’ve been living under a rock because literally every human on the planet knows about big Beyonce news..

Beyonce dropped a big announcement out of the Blue ( 😉 hehe) this Wednesday.

SHE’S PREGNANT AGAIN!

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WITH

TWINS!!!!!!!

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HOW DO WE MAKE OUR CURRENT AMERICA SUCK LESS?

BY ADDING TWO MORE BEYONCE SUPERNOVA STARGIRLS (Or boys, we don’t know yet, but let’s not have the Weeknd sue me for the reference…I’ll go now…)  HONESTLY!!!!

While we don’t yet know when to expect Yellow and Red Ivy (if she’s going for a primary vibe), we do know she took probably the most ICONIC pregnancy photo shoot OF ALL TIME!

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(Honestly, I think the underwear/nude pics make sense in this context. Plus Queen B can do what she wants!)

Accompanied by Blue Ivy in some shots, making it even SWEETER!

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I’m going to add an underwater one because FLAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWLESSSSSSSSS!!

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She naturally added some lovely Lemonade album-esque poetry on the situation as well as an abundance more of pictures at Beyonce.com . WORTH A LOOK!

She also broke the internet (Kim K reference + Beyonce ?? Wait, that doesn’t anywhere near add up! Blame my horrible math skills!) and, within hours her post was THE MOST LIKED INSTAGRAM OF ALL TIME!!! Sayanora Selena (Gomez)!

I’m Craving more Carters and I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE TWINS!

Lowkey hoping the babies are girls! #Destiny’sChildren

WHO RUN THE WORLD?

This family T B H!