Dazzling us by dropping off the rooftop of the Super Bowl stadium wasn’t the only thing Lady Gaga had in store for us this week! (Though, it was A REALLY BIG DEAL!! AND AN INCREDIBLE ONE!!! You can’t say you’ve EVER seen that one before!!)
(We can also appreciate that the Super Bowl performance gave us this memeworthy gem!)
Anyway, Mother Monster also decided to give us a brand new wacky ass music video for her song John Wayne.
CRAZY. GAGA. IS. BACK! If anyone thought a little jazz break with Tony Benett would mellow her out, they’re mistaken, and here’s some proof!
She may be clad in the Joanne honoring pink suit and hat the first second, BUT JUST BLINK and SHE’S NEARLY FALLING OFF THE BACK OF A HORSE!
Song spoken-to-yelling intro = attention getting. Video= Even more so!
I’ve been whacked with shrubbery while on horseback too! It’s painful!
I think you should probably check yourself if you aren’t DIGGING those 80s word graphics! Keep it up! Let it pop out at me! SO COOL!
The word graphics also make it seem film-like. Only probably made by a student using clip-art! But that student knew what they were doing and got an A!
Redneck guys on a rusty truck! That’s definitely a country song or 10!
That’s not a beer can, that’s A GLASS BOTTLE! How does Gaga not react to that! Ouch! (but it looks cool right? Shattered glass= visual effects as well as any pain caused!)
Nope, just casually shaking broken glass off her hat. Totally an everyday occurrence.
MOTERCYCLE CHAAAAAASSSEEEEE!! And oh yeah, what else is crazy? A DANCE PARTY!!!
The bejeweled bikini top is definitely something!
I see you Gaga, the PAWS AND CLAWS ARE BACK OUT! We have to let her use them!
DON’T TRY THAT AT HOME! Nope, Never get in the car with Gaga and this dude! Violence, drinking, and swerving ensues!!
Work it girl!! Yes she can dance!
WHOA!! IT REALLY SEEMS WE’RE IN THIS DANGEROUS CRAZY AF CAR!! *deep breaths* We’re safe, WE HAVE COMPUTER/PHONE SCREENS!
Is her dancing on the car surprising? NOT IN THE LEAST BIT, BUT THE GUN DEFINITELY IS!!! #OnceAgainTryNONEOfThisAtHome #NoGaga’sWereHarmed #Wait,WeDon’tKnowThat :0
Cars are more dangerous than horses! But hey, it’s the 80s! There’s cars! #ThatTrashyCarWASREAAAAAAALLLYYYHarmed!
COLORED (lights!) AND CRAZY!!!!!!!
AND OH YEAH HER HIGH HEEL BOOT SHOOTS LAZERS!! A little fact!!!
A fact that ended up killing her! (because, well none of the rest of the video did yet!)
Rating: 8.6/10 Gaga. Videos. ARE. NOT. DULL! Give me the action! Give me the mini-heart-attack car ride! Let me get whacked on horseback-Wait, STILL DON’T DO THAT! The edgy modern wild west is– probably best experienced through a music video, so you don’t, you know, put yourself at risk of DEATH!
The song has also grown on me, because I found it super bizarre when I decided to check out Joanne a few days ago, but then she hits that JOHHN WAYYNNE powerhouse part and BAM! *Added to Bi-monthly Jams Spotify playlist @danathefangirl *
Go ahead and tune-in for a 3-minute thrill!
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