NO NO NO NO NO, I AM NOT REVIEWING ANOTHER SONG FROM Fifty Shades Darker! I PROTEST SO HARD!! I HATE THE MESSAGE, I HATE THE FACT THAT THIS FREAKING FRANCHISE HAS TOP NOTCH A+ MUSIC!! I WOULD GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE THEN REVIEW MORE! I WOULD THROW MY LAPTOP INTO A RAGING FIRE, I WOUL-
Wait a second, Did someone say Nick Jonas!??!
UGH FINE!!
Nick and Nicki, Nicki and Nick, NICK I
Strike me with those SFX!! BANG! *dark guitar strumming* Comic-aiming-to-be-sexual PRRRRRRR
Nick singing to that guitar riff, I THINK I’M PREGNANT!
OKAY HERE ARE MY LIPS NICK! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT-
GUITAR BEAT IS GIVING ME LIFE OVA HERE!!!
Catchy, SEXY, STEAMY, SMOOTH!
Nicki verses are iffy. They can be clever, or they can be Too odd, Too Trashy. I don’t care for this one!
BOM BIDI BOM BOM BOM MEE (wait, not the lyrics?)
7.3/10: Bom Bidi bullshit BOP!! Nick and the guitar really make this one for me!!
Fave Lyrics: “I’m an addict, I’m your patient, your lips are the medication”
Listen:
Buy: NO, NOT LINKING THAT THING! ! FIND THIS YOURSELF!
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