Red Carpet Talk! Grammy’s 2019

Welcome to Red Carpet talk where I discuss all kinds of award show fashion and give them a rating/10!

THE GOOD 🙂 :

Alicia Keys

Classy! Old school. She did a wonderful job hosting the Grammy’s, she seems so chill and nice! She also kept a focus on the themes of music and female empowerment, which there really cannot be enough of! That being said…I don’t care for a button-down dress that much..

Rating: 7.0/10

Alessia Cara

Gothic, yet elegant. Is she a vampire? The lipstick’s on point.

Rating: 7.2/10

Brandi Carlile

We love a shiny shimmery splendid suit jacket! I didn’t know who she was until the Grammy’s but her song the “The Joke” is dang great, no joke! It’s badass when girls rock suits.

Rating: 8.4/10

Dolly Parton

The dress part is great, it’s the gold buckle-like part that’s… interesting. I like the pattern, but it’s an odd structure.

Rating: 7.3/10

Bebe Rexha

Frill-Mania! Even the frills of this dress have their own freaking frills! I’m not a frill fan and the top part is too distance, but she pulls it off!

Rating: 7.4/10

Jennifer Lopez

I get a sophisticated southern, possibly New-Mexican vibe! This could be in a painting.

Rating: 7.6/10

Little Big Town

Alright I guess. I don’t vibe with nude dresses much, it’s kind of weird. Patterned blazers are kind of awesome though.

Rating: 7.1 /10

Pentatonix

Wait… that weird belt dress is famil-

YEP! #StillUglybutDemiWoreItBetterOFC.. #AirplaneBuckles …. Stealing her #1 album on Itunes in 2015 wasn’t enough?

I also need to dock points for the detective coat…wtf?

But I’m down for the plaid!

Rating: 7.3/10

Backstreet Boys

Classy dudes in suits! The shade and bowtie seems to be kind of a suave, yet-still-goofy thing, it somehow seems to balance itself out?

Rating:7.7/10

H.E.R.

Do you see the purple bedazzled royalty realness?? Maybe I’d like to know of H.E.R.! Not to mention the matching shades, like there’s some flare over here!

Rating: 8.6/10

Lady Gaga

The most elegant Chipotle burrito I have ever seen! … That’s not even unusual by Gaga standards.

Rating: 8.5/10

Miley Cyrus

Miley’s been extremely photogenic lately,…. every twitter picture has just been a straight up flawless WIN! Love the hair, love the eyes, the top looks a bit saggy… but C,mon!

Rating: 8.7/10

Tori Kelly

Black dress, nice and fresh.

Rating: 8.8/10

Zedd

I like the minimalist natural coat design, yes! Spice up those suits!

Rating: 8.5/10

Shawn Mendes

My clue, is Shawn’s a handsome man in blue. Why haven’t I seen guys wear blue suits more?

Rating: 9/10 (If it wasn’t A MAN like Shawn, and the Grammy’s, I could imagine knocking points for simplicity.)

Dula Peep (I’m always gonna find that funny for whatever reason..)

Dula Lipa

We love a sparkly stunner!  Shine bright like a Dua!

Rating: 9.6/10

BEST DRESSED:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camila Cabello!

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Evidently, the author of this blog is a basic bitch who LOVES pink glitter! Or, for that matter, ANY glitter!! But c,mon, Camila’s a princess and a boss and she KNOWS it! Just look at that pose! She’s SERVING us that sparkly pink heart love!

Rating: 9.8/10

Honorable-Mention/Best Dressed that-almost-showed-up-for-the-Grammy’s….. but-she’s-too-damn-good-for-them….but-Rocked-the-princess-dress-anyway (She got into an argument with a producer)

Ariana Grande

“So.. I canceled getting married and going to the Grammies, but I’m STILL going to ROCK a wedding dress because I love myself and… oh yeah I bought rings for me and 6 friends and made a chart slaying BANGER out of it!” is the kind of energy we all NEED in 2019! How is she so gorgeous and adorable!?!

Additionally,

 

These spot-the-difference games really are getting harder, RIGHT?!

Rating: 10/10 + “7 rings”

THE BAD 😦 :

Meghan Trainor

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The chest is too wide, and it looks like a bad disco outfit!  The shine of the silver sleeves looks promising… until you see the rest of the outfit!

Rating: 6.6/10

Maren Morris

“GIRL”, I am not feeling the flower power with those colors! Shoulders may be round, but I don’t think they work as flowerpots either.

Rating: 6.5/10

Katy Perry

Wait…

Didn’t Rhianna already try the Barbie Cake Topper look??

YES, and it was better!! Be more original Katy! And, feel free to add length and better fuzz, and… not make your midsection quite so balloon shaped..

Rating: 6.3/10

Cardi B

Why is she a clam? We get it Cardi, you have “Money” and pearls! Did we have to unwrap a dress? Where did the flowers come from too, you don’t associate flowers and the ocean, unless your watching “Spongebob” or something! I know some people probably wish she’d clam up with her braggy and sexual verses and her “Okrrrrrrrrrrrr” catchphrase, but I don’t think this is what they meant!

Rating: 5.9/10

Charlie Puth

Charlie…poop suit. I’m uneasy with the color, the buttons are odd and half-done, and his hair as of late always looks like he just got out of bed in the morning, which annoys me every time!

Rating: 5.7/10

Kelsea Ballerini

Nude dresses… “thank u, next!” Though, maybe if I think of it as like a horses mane..

Rating: 6/10

Worst Dressed

Kacey Musgraves

The country girlies are really being a letdown in the outfit department huh? ….. Look at me and tell me this outfit doesn’t look like a Kleenex with a hair tie around it. It works for saving food, but in what world does it work for the 2019 Album of the year winner at the Grammys?! Not this one.

Rating: 4/10

THE..QUIRKY ?? :

Janelle Monae

Frills for days. What’s up with the graduation cap too? Someone put a glittery hole in a piece of paper, and let her try to combine the most prestigious music award show, high school, and an awards assembly? Seems a bit confusing and unnecessary.

Rating: 6.7/10

Tierra Whack

I don’t know who Tierra Whack is.. but her outfit was definitely wacky! In a beautiful, rainbow-coated muppet-like way! I wouldn’t mind running into this very artistic bird!

Ella Mai

She took a rug and got herself “Blue’d Up”! Or a curtain. I’m not sure which, but it looks pretty regal.

Rating: 8.4/10

Red Carpet Talk GRAMMYS 2017

Welcome to Red Carpet talk where I discuss all kinds of award show fashion and give them a rating/10 !

THE GOOD 🙂 :

Not my fave, but still gorgeous and I really wanna feel that velvet skirt! (why am I starting this off so weird?) And, is it just me, or did her top look red on TV instead of orange? IT MAKES ME LIKE IT MORE IF IT WAS RED!

Rating: 7.3/10

Adele, wow what an elegant green queen! Probably the most sophisticated olive on the planet!

Rating: 7.7/10

I love the shade of light-pink rose on J-Lo’s dress, but that neck frill is extra! Too-rich-bratty-six-year-old-girl level extra!

Rating: 7.3/10

If Adele was a sophisticated olive, Celene Dion is a sophisticated tree with a dash of the SHINY!

Rating: 7.5/10

I love a nice red dress and Charli XCX’s looked particularly gorgeous /prom-like. The top part is meh, even though it kind of looks heart-shaped! (poor chest coverage)

Rating: 7.9/10

Nick Jonas is looking studly *insert cringe at pun here* with that studded jacket! I LOVE IT!

Rating: 9.1/10

Elle King looked fabulously floral!! (The tattoos might suggest a badass, but the outfit speaks else-wise!) I could see myself wearing a flower crown to the Grammies tbh if I was ever invited! I’d pick ( 😉 ) her for one of my favorite looks of the night!

Rating: 9.2/10

Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots chose a classic dapper suit look. I just happen to hate when guys dye their hair NEON YELLOW! It’s downright obnoxious and ugly! (I had an issue with a Youtuber that did this before I saw Josh do it)

Rating: 8.6/10

The Chainsmokers are also put together in suits, but no dumb hair found here!

Rating: 8.9/1o

DNCE are looking alright! Jack and Joe look great, I love the polka dots. Jinjoo can afford to add a jacket or something, idk it’s lacking. I feel like Cole is prone to knock down my rating of this group the most, what even is is that weird Zebra suit?

Rating: 7.8/10

Pentatonix looking snazzy! Kirstie’s dress reminds me of a ribbon! SCOTT AND MITCH BEING CUTE WITH RED AND BLUE APPRECIATION! Wtf with Kevin’s suit skirt?!

Rating: 7.3/1o

Carrie Underwood’s delivering another lovely red dress look! The collar works fine with me!

Rating: 8.8/10

Country Newbie Marin Morris is looking perfect in purple! The skirt part is interesting! I think it works!

Rating: 9.4/10

MY SECOND FAVE LOOK OF THE NIGHT! Camilla Cabello looks like a Disney princess and I’m LIVING for it!

Rating: 9.7/10

I wish I could make this completely unbiased. I truly do! I try as hard as I can.

BUT,

That’s extremely hard to do when you stan a LITERAL GODDESS!!!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

DEMI LOVATO, GOLD, SEXY, SEE-THROUGH, LONG-HAIR, CONFIDENT AND FIERCE AF!!

WHAT IS AIR AGAIN?!

SLAY ME QUEEN!!! I’m in LOVE!

BEST LOOK! Rating: Hang-on-let-me-go-get-a-new-scale-because-it-overheated!!!/10

The Bad 😦 :

Tori Kelly because I can’t do the SUPER-RUFFLED Broccoli look!

Rating: 6.7/10

Contrasting the ruffles, I also can’t do Daya’s straight-lined look.

Rating: 6.2/10

Halsey must have overslept and forgot to put on clothing! The hair, necklace, and/or sideboob, aren’t the issues! The issue is the blue oversized saggy-ass pjs!

Rating: 5.5/10

Is Katy Perry’s skirt made of flamingos? Seems like a mix-matched mess to me.

Rating: 5/10

Eye makeup too pink, two-piece way too bejeweled! Lea Michele should release her second album Places soon to make up for this mess!

Rating: 5.2/1o

THE QUIRKY ?? :

I’m starting with the second worse outfit worn (The worse was a Trump endorsement worn by someone irrelevant! That’s not even going on this blog!) What the hell was Cee-Lo Green even going for?! This is medium-key terrifying!! He might be trying to match the Grammy award itself, but he wound up looking like the love child of C-3p0 and a candy wrapper!!

Rating: 3/10

This is how you properly dress like a Grammy award! As you saw before, I’m not much for clothing ridges, but Solange’s dress is an origami-like masterpiece!

Rating: 7.5/10

Finally, we have Lady Gaga the motorbike chick! (Actually a fitting look for her later performance with Metallica!) Semi-furry, but sharp!

Rating: 7.8/10

BEYONCE AND RIHANNA TOUR FT SOME AWARDS! VMA 2016 RECAP/REVIEW

I don’t see the title of this post as an exaggeration. In my 9 years as a hardcore pop music enthusiast I’ve never seen two stars completely steal an award show with their performances as hard as Beyonce and Rihanna did at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards. It was incredible to witness them!

Rihanna began the night with the first of her four (!!) performances. Because she was this year’s winner of the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award, apparently MTV let her do four performances in which she sang and danced to medleys of her greatest hits. It must have been quite the night for her fans the Navy. The first set was pretty lit, with heavy dancing and white outfits. It included Don’t Stop The Music, Only Girl (In The World), We Found Love, and Where Have You Been.

The hosting plan was total TRASH this year!! I’d SO MUCH rather have Miley Cyrus again!

I don’t know who they were, but they were making jokes about memes and internet culture which is ok in theory, but was horrible and annoying in execution! I hope eventually that award shows and the television medium will properly learn how to adapt to online culture because it’s currently in an awkward phase.

Drake won the first award for Hotline Bling, but was a no-show until the end of the show, due to traffic.

Ariana Grande debuted her third single off of her Dangerous Woman album called Side to Side which features Nicki Minaj. She came out with a bunch of dancers on exercise bikes, looking like the instructor of a Soulcycle session that I’d sign up for in a heartbeat. Ari and Nicki, please just tell me where and when we can get our fitness on!

Camilla Cabello from Fifth Harmony filled in for Taylor Swift for the roll of “Awkward white girl bopping along to the performance”  (Honestly, me if I was a pop star. I’m a bit more confident dancing while seeing my faves live) LOVE IT!!

Camila and Lauren singing along and dancing to 'Side To Side' #VMAs pic.twitter.com/RKZJBP8LEK

— Music News & Facts (@musicnews_facts) August 29, 2016

Alicia Keys did a Martin Luther King Jr poem and sang and it was awesome!

Rapper Future performed Fuck Some Commas which we could have done without.

The level of cringworthyness only went up as MTV let Kanye West up to speak and stir up more controversy. This speech however, wasn’t as noteworthy as last year’s running for president or any incident involving Taylor Swift. He decided to talk about the Famous video, because “bruh” can’t let things go. About Taylor he said “Bro, I love all y,all. That’s why I called her.” Does it really count as a warning if, after you are given permission to write a lyric, you continue to add to the lyric without telling the person about the addition? And, despite his friends warning, Kanye continues to compare himself to great, accomplished people like Walt Disney, Henry Ford, and Steve Jobs.

He then debuted a music video for his song Fade staring dancer Teyana Taylor dancing sexually in a gym. It ended with a shower scene and her becoming a naked cat lady next to a man and a baby on top of a lamb. I kind 0f liked it. I’m glad it didn’t have something like, I don’t know, a bed full of naked celebrity look-alikes.

Rhianna returned for her second performance in this wacky outfit. Her head looks like a nun’s but it’s opposed by that fluffy bra. She started off with a snarly version of Rude Boy while grabbing her crotch. Yuck. Really, after witnessing Kanye, you’re gonna put us through this crap Rhianna? You are better than this! It lead into What’s My Name and I will say that the beat was sick! It might be enough to make up for those vocals, but idk. She also had a huge group of dancers around her. Work came next, and, following Miley Cyrus’s lead, it became Twerk. She also followed the lead of Britney Spears when it came to completely obvious lip-syncing. Seems to me, Rhianna should actually do her Work. This was probably her worst of the night.

The show improved dramatically with Nick Jonas’s performance of Bacon ft Ty Dolla $ign (I love this song!). The performance followed the model of it’s music video, which showed Nick having a lit AF party in a diner.

His brother Joe showed up, as well as… Nick’s own bacon strip.

THEN SHIT GOT LEGENDARY!!! I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN WITH HOW INCREDIBLE AND ICONIC THIS PERFORMANCE WAS!! Beyonce the blessing took over the entire show! Queen B had a 15 minute slot and she took us on a ride through the top 5 Lemonade hits!

She opened with disoriented, dreamy Pray You Catch Me looking like an angelic marshmallow, that became suddenly engulfed in the heat and fire of her deceptive man. Might I add, that was before she even opened her mouth. She had a circle of African American woman in poofy dresses around her, and would, one by one, knock them down into a smokey red abyss just by her mere voice. At the end of the song, Besus fell down and rose back up again. A circle of dancers with cloth ropes emerged around her as monolouge from the Lemonade visual album played as she did a quick change.

She asked the crowd to help her sing Hold Up while she danced and WORKED HER BOOTY! (1 of those 15 minutes being devoted to Beyonce’s booty, because we believe that every part of her deserves to be praised!) And right after the breakdown, Yonce injected some mashup and the background music to Countdown started playing and OH MY GOD YESSSS!!!!

Next, BITCH GETS OUT HER BASEBALL BAT HOT SAUCE AND BREAKS THE DAMN CAMERA SCREEN!!! HOLY EPICCCC!!!!!!!!!

*Bat drop*

More dancers, more smoke appears and the lights flicker red and blue as Queen B transitions into Sorry, delivers the sass, and calls out Becky with the good hair.

She dons a Cruella De Vil style cape as she goes into the aggressive Don’t Hurt Yourself as she struts the catwalk LIKE A BOSS!! Back at the main stage, she adds in some explosives and hairography, because that’s not going to hurt anything!

This also speaks for itself.

She finished things out by getting her ladies into Formation and the Formation happened to be the female sign like YAASSS!!

Feminism at its best #VMAs pic.twitter.com/eR8MO4U3r9

— Beysus † Godga (@GagaLovesBey) August 29, 2016

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/xa04vj/vma-2016-beyonce-lemonade-medley-live-performance-vma-2016-mtv CLICK TO WITNESS (Or Re-Witness!!)ALL OF THIS YOURSELF!!! I AM SHOOK, SNATCHED, DEAD AND EVERYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES!!! I BOW DOWN TO QUEEN B!! I HAVE DRANK THE DANG LEMONADE!

Fifth Harmony won Best Collaboration for Work From Home ft Ty Dolla $ign, beating out Beyonce, Rihanna, Drake, and Ariana. As a Harmonizer, I’m happy they achieved that but I don’t think that was the best option for the collaboration category. They also took home a second Moonman for All In My Head (Flex) as Song of the Summer.

Britney Spears’s performance had to follow BEYONCE’S EPICNESS and poor thing didn’t stand a chance! Youtuber Michael Buckley compared it to “Watching a middle school talent show after Beyonce,” which I agree with. She lip synched her single Make Me (ft G-Eazy) in a sparkly yellow onesie and had weird special effects showing hands on a screen. She did an awkward grinding motion when he came out…typical, until COOL PLOT TWIST she starts lip syncing to her cover of G-Eazy and Bebe Rhexa’s song Me Myself & I. I didn’t love this performance, but I didn’t hate it. It fell a bit flat, but was okay.

Rihanna did her third performance mashing up her edgy songs Needed Me, Pour It Up, and Bitch Better Have My Money. She had a trippy cracked multicolor screen as a backdrop. I couldn’t tell if she was lip-synching here or just live singing with the track but I forgive that more if the artist is showing dance moves.

DNCE won the Best New Artist award YAY!! They deserve it, while I know Joe Jonas helped motivate people by posting this.

Is this worth a vote? #VOTEDNCE 😏 pic.twitter.com/77TQkXvPAs

— J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) August 29, 2016

Hopefully they would have won anyway, but hey, I’ll take that bribe!

Formation won Video Of The Year cause B SLAYS!

The Chainsmokers (or one of them that actually happened to be more attractive then I thought) got Closer with Halsey in their performance. A smidge too weirdly close, but I’m not very mad. (7.5/10, might ship) And Halsey, I like that shiny outfit but I don’t need to see the bottom of your boobs like that. Just saying.

The final Rhianna performance and my favorite one of the night was her mashup of slower hits Stay, Diamonds, and Love On The Brain. It was toned down and centered around some beautiful vocals, with a band and backup choir behind her. Also I’m kind of living for Love On The Brain and her live versions of it! I praised it at the Billboard awards, and I’ll definitely praise it here!!! Rhi Rhi KILLS IT!!

The night ended with Drake finally showing up, and presenting Rhianna with her Vanguard award. He proceedingly made the speech, while seemingly oozing with so much affection (for the girl he’s been in love with since he was 22 years old), that many viewers thought he was going to propose right there on that stage.

Did @Drake go in for a kiss and get the cold shoulder from @rihanna? #SlideKiss #VMAs pic.twitter.com/KjKKJiqZbJ

— Kobi (@kobiontheradio) August 29, 2016

And then poor Drake got friendzoned hard on live tv as Rhianna dodged his attempt to kiss her then mouthing to him “That wasn’t funny.”  Tragic! #I’dShipDrihannaHard

Red Carpet Talk #3 MTV VMA’S 2016

Welcome to Red Carpet Talk where I review celebrity outfits, show my faves, and will mention if they had any interesting interviews! (I go by showing whoever I see as culturally relevant)

THE GOOD  🙂 :

I’ll start with fierce queen Ariana Grande rockin’ some frills. Semi-edgy.

Rating: 8.5/10

Up and coming artist Halsey looking stunning minus a bit of nippleage. SHE LOOKS MUCH PRETTIER WITH LONG HAIR!!! (She swapped her short blue pixie cut for these lovely brown waves)

Rating: 8.6/10

Can we appreciate Nick Jonas’s adorable grin? It’s rare for him to full-on smile for pics. That’s also a cool jacket!

Rating: 8.5 (smiling Nicks) /10

Speaking of Nick, let’s look at his brother’s band DNCE who won Best New Artist (Yay!).  Cole’s look is off the streets, two jaguars compete in a staring contest across Joe’s jacket, Purple-banged Jinjoo forgot to wear a top, and Jack went for the classic leather jacket look.

Rating: 7.8/10

A stripe of Britney Spears’s dress went missing! Haha it’s gorgeous though!

Rating: 9.3/10

I’m really glad artists like Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj here have toned down on the totally INSANE outfits at red carpets and have gone for a more elegant approach. Last night, Nicki went for a lovely blue dress.

Rating: 8/10

I feel like every red carpet that Fifth Harmony does, 4/5 of them look INCREDIBLE, and then there’s always one that missed the bulls-eye. In this case it’s Ally, like wtf your dress is see-through in a horrible way!  Normani, Camila, and Lauren look STUNNING and well, I like it, but this is accurate for Dinah.

Haha!

Rating: 8.6/10

Singer/Actress Hailee Steinfeld proved to be queen of the odd rainbow pattern. Nice, designs like that can be iffy!

Rating: 7.6/10

Alicia Keys works a bright carpet pattern while walking the carpet with (assumed) bae Swiss Beatz.

Rating: 7/10

Model and Bieber babe Hailey Baldwin was fiercely sporting a black foliage pantsuit.

Rating: 8/10

 

Tove Lo with a toga-dress paired with.. shiny sneakers. #Relatable

Rating: 7.5/10

Singer/Youtuber Troye Sivan looks nice and comfy. Idk who’s on his t-shirt though.

Rating: 7.6/10

His Wild duet buddy, Alessia Cara also kept it casual with some camo. The flower is an interesting touch.

Rating: 7.4/10

Singer/Rapper Jake Miller looked handsome!

Rating: 8.7/10

Youtuber, fellow pop culture nerd, and red carpet host (congrats!) Kingsley looks awesome with his suit with an adorable twist of swapping pants with shorts!

Rating: 8.8/10

THE BAD  😦 :

Cute pose Frankie Grande (Ariana’s big bro), but something about this look is off..(like a shirt!). I’d totally wear those fun pants though!

Rating: 6.4/10

Was actor Ansel Elgort cast in a Matrix or Edward Scissorhands movie or did he hit up a Hot Topic sale??

Rating: 5.3/1o

We’ve seen way too much of Kim Kardashian’s body already right? Cover it up more! (The more I look at her, the more I hate the dress!) Kanye’s one-color approach is ok, but basic! (At least, this year he looks more plastic bag then paper bag!) At least get some black pants going!

Rating: 4.5/10

And Worst dressed goes to

I’m sorry to drag Youtuber/Comedian Mamrie Hart on the left into this, she just happened to pose next to Grace and she looks like a Roman princess who I rate 8.7/10  Youtuber/Comedian Grace Helbig on the other hand looks like a wallpaper threw up on her dress.

Rating: 4.2/1o

THE QUIRKY ?? :

Queen B, or Queen Bird?? That collar has a person wondering. As you’ve heard from Beyonce’s iconic visual album Lemonade, you clearly don’t want to ruffle her feathers!! She brought her daughter Blue Ivy out on the carpet and she’s just the most precious little princess!! 🙂

Rating: 6.7/10

Some queen’s from RuPaul’s Drag Race keep it fun and colorful while paying tribute to Vma Divas like Gaga, Katy, and Britney. I need to check out this show!

Rating: 7.6/10

2016 Billboard Music Awards Recap!

If you’re going to categorize award shows, I feel like the standout feature of the Billboard Music Awards would be amazing performances! (Grammys would be the prestige, VMAs would be the unpredictability, KCAs would be the green slime, etc.)

Britney Spears kicked off the show, winning the Millennium Achievement Award (Pretty deserved considering all of her hits in the late 90s and 00s) and performing a medley of songs in a skimpy, sparkly ruby outfit, lip-syncing in typical Britney fashion. *eye roll* Still, I thought it was a fun performance with lots of dancing and stage effects, such as when she started riding an electric guitar statue while covering Joan Jett’s I Love Rock And Roll

The Weeknd won Best Top 100 Artist, which wasn’t surprising based on his mainstream radio success. He had like 2 or 3 different nominations in some of the award categories, which I found pretty impressive! He thanked Prince in his acceptance speech, which was nice.

Shawn Mendes treated viewers to an acoustic version of his hit Stitches (and received the hint that everyone is ready for a new hit, teasing new music during the commercials). I loved it being set in a bedroom on a rainy day, as well as his showcasing skills on both guitar and piano! TALENT!

Fifth Harmony attempted to be sexy, while performing their song Work From Home. The performance was fine, but I didn’t dig the shiny pink outfits. Also, Camila wound up overdoing it, looking like a dog in heat.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP pic.twitter.com/wqDFPZcyyV

— grace (@dobrevftdevonne) May 23, 2016

Cue the internet being the internet.. LMAO

QUEEN CAMILA!!! 😂 #MEANGIRLS #BBMAs pic.twitter.com/oPMxxPjDXq

— Malcolm Star (@IamKingMac) May 23, 2016

Meghan Trainor sang NO, which wasn’t a standout, except for the fact that she walked through the crowd and greeted the fans which I think is cool for artists to do.

Thomas Rhett won best country song for Die A Happy Man which I find to be a really sweet song.

Justin Bieber performed Company and Sorry with some dancing and cool holographic lazer looking backdrops. He also appeared to be lip-syncing, a lazy and lame move 95% of the times it occurs. Your job is singing Justin! SING!

P!nk’s performance was literally lit!! She sang Just Like Fire from the new Alice in Wonderland Movie (on my movies to see list!) and her performance stunts never fail to wow me! I find her acrobatic stunts while performing quite incredible and the finale where she was on the hands of the fiery clock was spectacular!

Justin Bieber won Top Male Artist and revealed that he’s “Not much of a talker.” I’m not much of a fan of the shaved hair look on guys but I think the look suits Bieber. It’s much better then the stupid dreads he had before!

Nick Jonas sang his single Close with Tove Lo, which was kind of a dark performance, so thank god it got lit back up/overshadowed by…

DEMI LOVATO, Nick’s tourmate, nailing her epic experimental summer bop with staying power Cool for the Summer! If THAT wasn’t enough, she also made a social rights statement with her T-shirt , in reaction to the law against transgender bathroom rights in North Carolina.

KILL IT QUEEN, PLUS THAT EPIC INTRO GIVES ME SO MUCH LIFEEEE YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

MOST PERFECT SLAYING INTRO EVER. pic.twitter.com/GpIizJvPqk

— DL (@ShadeOfLovato) May 23, 2016

Lukas Graham did their/his song (I think his name is the group title?) 7 Years and he’s got a really interesting voice.

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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani sang their new duet while looking each other all lovingly. Twas sweet, I don’t mind shipping it.

Next, viewers were invited to a DNCE party, filled with balloons and confetti while they sang about their “Cake”. For people who didn’t know Joe Jonas sang this song, here ya go! I found it adorable how Joe’s brother Nick danced  in the crowd along with Demi! So precious!

Adele won Top Billboard 200 album for 25 (*WOW, SO SHOCKING!* Feel free to keep it up though!)  and later Top Artist, over video recording and premiered the music video to her next single Send My Love (To Your New Lover)

The video was basically her in a floral gown, with some sort of double/triple/quadruple vision/kaleidoscope effect on her. I don’t recommend seeing it, it was confusing to the eyes. The song is quite fun though!

Kesha was allowed to showcase her true voice in a lovely cover of Bob Dylan’s “It Ain’t Me Babe”. Hope to see more to this side of her in the near future #FreeKesha

Rihanna had a surprisingly powerful performance of her new song “Love on the Brain”, which turned out to be one of my favorites of the night. The vocals easily out-shined the creepy torn-curtain backdrop!

Celene Dion did a show-stopping cover of Queen’s The Show Must Go On, accompanied by a full orchestra. Then she was surprised by her son presenting her with the Icon award, causing her to get emotional in her acceptance speech. Awww!

Billboard’s Artist to Watch Troye Sivan rocked a performance of teenage anthem Youth while dancing like an awkward white boy. From youtube to the BBMAS I’m so proud!! Loved the sparkly striped shirt!

Ariana Grande’s performance started off rough with an awkward robotic effect on Dangerous Woman that she’s way too talented to need. She proceed to slay her new sexy summer single Into You, complete with pink smoke! Need a new jam anyone?

Madonna and Stevie Wonder closed off the show with a nice Prince tribute including a purple throne.

Show Rating: 8/10

Highlights: Demi, Ariana, Pink and Rihanna performances.

 

Red Carpet Talk #2 Billboard Music Awards 2016

Welcome to Red Carpet Talk where I mainly review celebrity outfits, show my faves and will mention if they had any interesting interviews!

Once again, the carpet isn’t red! The BBMA carpet was Magenta. Cool. It just doesn’t seem as special when it’s not red but it’s not like it matters too much. What are they trying to accomplish by changing the carpet color?

THE GOOD:

THE LOVELY LADIES OF FIFTH HARMONY! It’s often hard to know what you’ll get with their red carpet looks but ACTUALLY MATCHING THEM in elegant black dresses turned out to be a very smart move!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

Rating: 10/10

Nick J looks pretty smooth and simple! I like the jacket!

Rating: 8.5/10

Britney Spears gives me some type of dark superhero vibe here. The cape is a nice touch (potential tripping hazard tho? “No capes!”)

Rating: 8/10

Who’s looking handsome in all black, is super talented and is amazing all over? Shawn Mendes! ❤

Rating: 9/10

Troye Sivan looking like the magical fairy prince that he is! I like the flower top!

Rating: 8.5/10

Youtube comedian Ricky Dillon looking adorable in a beautiful waterfall-like shirt! I’m definitely hitting the thumbs up button!

Rating:9.5/10

Rachel Platten serving some golden pinstriped realness!

Rating: 9/10

Last but never least…

MY QUEEN! Fierce and Fab business lady Demi Slayvato! Tbh it’d look hotter without the blazer though!

Rating: 8/10

THE BAD:

Tove Lo’s dress looks kind of fish-like. And you can use the holes in the dress to make the fish-net!

Rating: 6.5/10

Rihanna’s hair looks good, but that dress looks a bit too much like a a trench coat to me. Release ANTI, then look like a Private Eye?

Rating: 6.8/10

I believe Meghan Trainor’s dress is a NO. If Tove’s dress was the fish skin, Meghan’s would be the shiny silver scales.

Rating: 6.6/10

Speaking of skin, Zendaya’s skin-toned outfit looked a bit bland.

Rating: 5/10

And the worst outfit..

I don’t care for Lucy Hale’s pattern combination.

Rating: 4.5/10

THE QUIRKY

Ariana Grande’s line patterned dress looks trippy. And the ribbons holding it together remind me of duck tape.

Rating:6/10

You don’t see a embellished purple suit like Kesha’s very often!

Rating:7.5/10

(Joe Jonas’s band DNCE)

Joe Jonas’s jacket matches Ariana’s dress nicely. Once again loving the cape! It goes nicely with that dress. Jack’s (Far left) outfit is a bit too plain, even though it is shiny, and Cole (far right) should cash in that golden ensemble for something that’s less of an eyesore.

Rating:7/10

Singer and youtuber Trevor Moran shows that not only girls can pull off the cape look. He should watch his back though, I think a sword fighter was trying to get him..

Rating:7.5/10

Halsey’s dress reminds me of some sort Chinese board game. It’s neat!

Rating:8/10

MILEY NIP SLIP AND KANYE FOR PRESIDENT! 2015 VMA RECAP!

The unpredictable insanity of this year’s MTV Video Music Awards could be predicted from the moment it was announced that Miley Cyrus (of last year’s infamous VMA train-wreck of a performance where she twerked on Robin Thicke in a teddy bear onsie and degraded a foam finger) was hosting. Fortunately nothing was as bad as that!! However, she gave Lady Gaga a run for her money with her rating-pushing, wacky outfits, and gave us quite a surprise at the end of the show!

It opened with rapper Nicki Minaj doing a song I was unfamiliar with, with a sort of jungle tribe theme (an upgrade from the Anaconda one) to the performance. She had on a gorgeous red sparkly dress and a feather head dress. She moved on to preform The Night Is Still Young –WAIT PLOT TWIST!!!! THAT’S NOT NICKI SINGING, THAT’S FREAKING TAYLOR SWIFT!!! OH. MY. GOSH. YES!!!!

Taylor then sings the chorus of Bad Blood and I am LOVING IT! Apparently there’s no bad blood (Must. Stop. Making. Puns.) between the two now, and Taylor is also invited on any stage Nicki is ever on (at least the VMA one!). The two also hugged it out, and later Taylor got a nice tweet from Nicki and was included in an Instagram shot of Nicki’s “girls”. (Demi was there too YESSS!) 🙂

Next, our crazy host Miley popped in on a slide. She seems to be taking a very 60s era hippie approach to everything she does recently (definitely influenced by her weed use) . That’s far from the wildest thing she wore and I don’t dislike it. Then, there was an ok skit about how Miley creates her insane Instagram pics. Miley next tried-but-failed-miserably to recreate Ellen DeGeneres’s epic Oscar selfie. “Say Marijuana!” …

It’s blurry, looks like a Halloween party and the main celebrity other then Miley is Kim Kardashian. Like… NO!

Uptown Funk won for I think it was Best Male video. I’m fine with that. I just realized how small Bruno is when he stood up there with Mark Ronson and the other guys.

The Weeknd performed his hit summer jam Can’t Feel My Face and it was a pretty great performance. We got a shot of Taylor Swift dancing along with Selena Gomez and one of my favorite things about award shows is Taylor Swift dancing along to performances!!!! She’s so into it and it’s so goofy! I still wonder why the Weeknd has that for a hairstyle.

Speaking of weird hairstyles…

What is up with Justin Bieber’s hair swoop?!?! It’s a bit stupid!

LMAO!

Back to the VMA’s, Nicki Minaj got an award for Anaconda. See, she didn’t have to worry about it being excluded after all! At the end of her speech, she threw some serious shade at Miley Cyrus. This was because Miley had previously stated her views on the Taylor and Nicki twitter feud and they weren’t in Nicki’s favor. “If you want to make it about race, there’s a way you could do that. But don’t make it just about yourself,” Miley said. “What I read sounded very Nicki Minaj, which, if you know Nicki Minaj is not too kind,” she continued. “I think there’s a way you speak to people with openness and love. You don’t have to start this pop star against pop star war.”

Nicki’s onstage response was: “And now, back to…this bitch that had a lot to say about me to the press the other day. MILEY WHAT’S GOOD?” I was like oooh shoot!! *grabs popcorn*

Video Link: http://thelifeofkye.tumblr.com/post/127997559551/nick-aint-playing-with-em-get-went-hard-at-the

(Here’s what I thought was Miley’s 2nd worst outfit of the night. Just… WHY??)

A suprised Miley kept it cool with her reaction: “We are all in this industry, we all do interviews and we all know how they manipulate shit. Nicki congratulations.” But the question is: Was that interview really manipulated, or is Miley just trying to cover for herself? Looks like we have another celebrity feud to keep an eye on because I think this fight is real!

Taylor Swift won Best Female Video for Blank Space which I thought was really well deserved because it’s brilliant and one of her best videos! YAY!!!! Kanye West pretended to sleep when she went up, so as not to repeat a few years ago… LMAO!

I’m already excited from Taylor winning at this point right? So, next is of course MY FAVORITE PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!! Stop and take a guess as to who it was…….

THAT’S RIGHT, MY QUEEN MISS DEMI LOVATO!!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

She sang Cool For The Summer and her fun stage trick game was pretty high!!! It opened with giant floating cherries, some sun umbrella’s, and her sitting in that sun chair like AN ACTUAL QUEEN!!! (Because she’s above y’all… may be kidding.. may not) She then stands up and sheds the coat and sunglasses to reveal a sparkly purple bathing suit-like outfit. LOVE IT!! There’s hairflipping, dancing with brightly dressed guys, sexiness, and TOTAL FIERCENESS!!!!! WORK IT DEMI!!! I’m particularly admiring her fierceness as of late!!

She popped one of the cherries (NO!! Literally with a pin!!) and confetti went everywhere! AMAZINGGG!!! Nicki wasn’t the only performer who had a guest, because suddenly, A WILD IGGY AZALEA APPEARED! I couldn’t hear or understand her very well though. Iggy’s not in the song Cool for the Summer  so either she free styled or maybe did one of her parts in the upcoming collab with Demi Kingdom Come. Either way, Iggy did a bit of booty shaking and Demi started grinding on the side of her . I think we all know I wasn’t very focused on Iggy!!!!

Demi ended the performance surrounded by beach balls and confetti, and crowd-surfing in a mini-pool!!! SO FUN!!!! I wanna hold Demi in a mini-pool!! Iggy was unnecessary, but GREAT  JOB DEMI!!!! ❤ ❤

I’d also like to mention/appreciate Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez’s reactions to the performance!!!

Next to perform was Justin Bieber. (Thank god he wore a hat so we couldn’t focus on his stupid hair!)

He started off with his hit Where Are You Now, and lead into his new song What Do You Mean?. His vocals were pretty on point and he had some great dance moves!! I’m starting to believe in him again and I think he can re-invent himself if he doesn’t hardcore mess-up again! He also flew up in a harness and that’s always cool!!  At the end of his performance, Justin burst into tears.

At first, it was unclear to me why this happened, but I found it was because the crowd stood up cheering for him, when in the past they had booed. I respect this and find this beautiful. This sure didn’t seem set-up or faked as much of Hollywood life is, just a real human being overwhelmed by gratitude and support . Celebrities are real people too.

Selena Gomez left during that point too, but I think higher of him crying because of the other reason.

Next, we got another crazy Miley marijuana skit featuring Snoop Dogg. It was weird, he turned into a pig. Snoop Pigg?

Upcoming singer Tori Kelly absolutely KILLED her performance of her song Should Have Been Us! She’s VERY TALENTED!!!! I want to see/hear more of her!!

So, MTV was going to give this big Video Vanguard award to (for some reason..) Kanye West. Who do you think that MTV thought would be the best person to present this award to him? Who would make it an interesting thing to watch?

TAYLOR SWIFT, OF COURSE! (I’d like to mention that she’s long since forgiven Kanye for the infamous indecent where he went onstage, took her award, and proclaimed that “Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time.”)

They’ve come a long way in 6 years! Taylor rattled of some positive Kanye facts that surprisingly impressed me! She even did a hilarious impression of him from the incident!! Watching this just felt very right to me!!! What goes around.. comes back around. They even hugged!

As Taylor left the stage, things took a turn for the awkward. It’s normal for an artist to pause and wait for the audience to calm down. It’s not normal for this pause to last as long as it did on national TV. Narcissistic Kanye strikes again!! This was seriously two minutes of pure cheering while Kanye stood there in silence.

I don’t know if the speaking improved it much. His sentences didn’t always make the most sense. He thanked Taylor and mentioned how he goes to the grocery store with his daughter and isn’t seen as such a bad person after all. He mentioned how the artists who didn’t get awards have gotten upset before. He went off on award shows and how he didn’t get their purpose because everyone deserves to be rewarded for their work. I at least respect his viewpoint and was/am trying to make sense of things. Award shows do give a competitive edge to the music industry and everyone can’t always be winners. They have to be encouraged to work for it!

I liked his speech, but I did feel like it went on a little too long. He just kept rambling!  I found it hilarious when he admitted to “smoking a little something” before the show. At least he’s honest! He ended the speech with “I’ve decided to run for president in 2020” *drops mic*. I really hope that it was a joke, because if so it’s hilarious. If not,I’m a little concerned….

Pharell performed a song about freedom which I liked.

TAYLOR SWIFT WON VIDEO OF THE YEAR FOR BAD BLOOD AND MOST OF HER SQUAD WAS THERE!!!!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That video was basically a epic mini action movie with a bunch of cool people so HARD TO BEAT THAT!!! I like how in her speech she was “grateful to live in a world where girls can be soldiers and boys can be princesses.”

The show ended with a little too much of Miley…

WHAT?? Miley showed her nipple and it was an accident?? Who would’ve thought?

We got a surprise performance from our eccentric host that I think we could’ve gone without. The song was a new song called Dooo It! and it confirmed that indeed Miley Cyrus smokes weed. I KNOW, BIG SHOCKER!!! The performance contained outfits that shouldn’t have been and the main redeeming quality of drag queens.

In the last minute of the show, Miley announced that her new album Miley Cyrus and her dead petz would be available online to stream for free right then. Not gonna lie, that got me excited! I think Miley pulled a Beyonce on live television! Awesome!

Teen Choice awards 2015 recap!

Award Show time!! Heck yeah!

So the teen choice awards usually have great opening acts (lol Demi opened once!), and this was no exception! 5sos rocked out to their single She’s Kinda Hot and killed it even with two sick members (it gives their voices some edgyness)!  I like Michael s outfit, he looks really good! My bby Ashton is singing on TV YESSSS!!

The first award went to Ellen DeGeneres, who won choice comedian and I know she’s won this one a few times. She deserves it though, I really like her!

Three girls including Lea Michele who will be on the upcoming show Scream Queens went up to announce best Sci-Fi/fantasy movie. I wanna see Scream Queens, it looks kind of cheesy but it’s by the same creator as Glee and it has Lea Michele, Ariana Grande, and Nick Jonas!!

Josh Hutcherson won best Sci-Fi/Fantasy actor and Mockingjay Part 1 won for Sci-Fi/Fantasy movie!! YAY YAY YAY!!!! Josh talked about how sad it was that the Hunger Games series was ending and I’m sad too! I’ll definitly cry during the last movie for that reason and for two certain deaths that I can’t talk about! Can’t wait to see it in November!

I really enjoyed Fifth Harmony’s short little Candie’s commercials during every break! They looked adorable and gorgeous and I liked them singing NA NA NA! 🙂

Empire won some kind of TV show award. I don’t really watch that many TV series anymore it’s weird. (I’ll probably get netflix in college though haha) I could make a joke about Wiz Khalifa presenting, but I don’t think I will.

Youtuber Bethany Mota and Ross Lynch’s Disney co-star Laura Marano presented the next award. They joked about how they’d be turning 20 next year and worried they wouldn’t be able to attend next year’s TCAs. Not gonna lie I kind of enjoyed it. They announced the award for best internet music star and it turned out to be one of my celebrity boyfriends Shawn Mendes! He definitely deserves it! He’s so talented and hard-working and sweet and if you haven’t blessed your ears with his album Handwritten you are badly missing out!

Next, Disney star Zendaya announced a performance from my 2nd favorite girl group (I don’t see why more people can’t enjoy both them and Fifth Harmony!) Little Mix!! They start off their single Black Magic dressed as nerds just like in their music video. Right before the chorus, there is a distracting noise and a bunch of fog, then the girls pop up in much prettier outfits! I think it’s so cool when singers do unexpected quick changes like that while preforming! I was particularly impressed with Leigh Ann in this performance. They won Female Breakout star and it’s their first American award they won (They’re British) so the speech was really cute!! They deserve it, I really want them to be bigger in America. At least as big as 5H are now!

Host Josh Peck announced there was a camera where celebs tried the current dance trend of the Nae Nae. It was kind of funny. I feel like I should hate this dance trend, but I can’t bring myself to it. PLEASE TELL ME WHY I’VE SANG IT TO MY CAT?

Rita Ora announced next and she’s kind of irrelevant but I wanted to say I loved her pink hair tips!!

 

Chloe Grace Morez won an award for If I Stay and I really wanna see that movie cause I read the book!!

Next, YES WE HAVE FIFTH HARMONY ANNOUNCING!! Camila complemented Dinah’s bad outfit though and called her Tina. UM WHY? NO! They announced Britney Spears as the choice style icon!! This is kind of awkward considering Brit’s classic face on the X factor back when she had found out that Fifth Harmony would be advancing in the competition.

Still freaking hilarious!

They also announced her and said “It’s Britney Bitch!” and YES THANKS FOR TAKING THAT OPPORTUNITY!!

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ALLY’S FACE RIGHT HERE?!?! Haha!!

Someone I never heard of won a sports award and the only thing I found interesting is that they had nominated a horse.

John Stamos and host Josh Peck did some funny impressions of each other. Josh met up with John in a full on uncle Jessie wig and they both referenced Full House and Drake and Josh. I thought it was funny  that John put on Josh’s old Drake and Josh movie employee uniform.

Miranda Sings/ Colleen Ballinger won choice comedy youtuber!! HECK YEAH SHE’S HILARIOUS!! I love the fact that the Teen Choice awards have started to incorporate Youtubers and Viners because I do believe that it’s a new way of displaying creative talent. They may not be the classic famous singers or actors, but they’re more of creative entertainers/comedians! It annoys me when people say they are famous for nothing, because you have to consider the ideas and editing and work that goes into the videos/vines. Colleen does happen to be an actress because Miranda Sings is her character she plays, but not a lot of youtubers are.

Then some guy named Yazz from the show Empire did a song that I had never heard of called You’re So Beautiful. It was good, nice and dancey. They had a chubby, African American probably cross-dressing dancer and I was like “Ok then”.

The host lady said that Josh Peck wasn’t currently there because he was following 5sos and I would be doing the same hahaha.

I loved Jake T Austin and Victoria Justice’s little speech on the empowerment of girls! Yes!!

Nina Dobrev of Vampire Diaries won an award. I don’t watch the show but I liked her speech about starting a new chapter in life.

The Fast and Furious 7 won an award for best action movie. Vin Diesel made a great speech about them being like a family and he had nice things to say in memory of Paul Walker. I’ve only heard the song See You Again (well duh) and not the movie or anything but I thought that this was really nice.

Upcoming singer Bea Miller presented next with Youtuber Tyler Oakley. YES I LOVE THIS PAIRING! I think Tyler exaggerated too much when he said that meeting Bea was better then meeting his OTP of President Barack Obama and his wife. I did like how the bottom of the TV translated the meaning of OTP for the parents! That was funny.

Pretty Little Liars won a tv show award. I’ve thought about starting that show, it sounds interesting.

Then came my favorite performance other than 5sos! Rachel Platten preformed her hit Fight Song and it was really beautiful! I definitely think she sounds awesome live!! I liked how they showed girls that fought for different causes and then at the end of the song they all came on stage! It was really amazing!! Also Lauren and Camila from Fifth Harmony were pulling a Taylor Swift and totally jamming out and it was hilarious!! 🙂 🙂

Youtube comedy group The Janoskians announced One Direction’s 10 second clip where they won their 8 awards!! Another bonus because we got to see their cool body paint! They all are hot in the acceptance clip but OMG LIAM APPRICIATION TIME!! ❤ ❤

Pop-rock band R5 were next to announce. Ross won for TV actor which is cool! I don’t care for Ross’s bandana on his neck. Oh my gosh this was cute!! They were talking about things they liked in the summer and Rydel said “Ellington” twice! and then Ross said “Rydel we get it, you’re dating Ellington” and then Rydel tells everyone to call them Rydellington which is their couple name! THEY ARE ADORABLE!!!! ❤ ❤

The award they announced was for Summer Jam. This category had some great nominees including Queens Taylor and Demi!! The Teen choice awards however more often than not give the award to whoever decides to show up to their show. In this case, this wasn’t a bad case and this song might have won anyway!! FIFTH HARMONYY WON FOR Worth It!!!! You can be sure that I’ve been jamming to that all summer!!! It’s so fun!! I’ll say that Cool For The Summer was my ultimate jam this summer but you knew that since Demi’s my all time favorite right?!

I don’t like Bella Thorne much, but I think her an Greg Sulkin make a cute couple!

We had some very nice nominees for Choice Male Webstar. (What Internet stars are important enough for the end?? Whoo!!) I personally was hoping for Tyler Oakley, Joey Graceffa or Cameron Dallas, so I was pleased when Cameron won. He had a really sweet thank you speech and thanked his family and fans.

Choice Female Webstar was a popular beauty guru by the name of Bethany Mota. I just recently got into her videos. I was a little skeptical of her fame at first because it didn’t seem like she uploaded often, but she soon fixed this. You could say her speech was Mota-vational. (Ok I’m almost done..)

Finally the show ended with a performance of Flo Rida’s and Robin Thicke’s song I Don’t Like It, I Love It and it’s a good song but Robin Thicke is cringe-worthy to me ever since Blurred Lines was popular.

Show Rating: 7/10 

Highlights: 5sos and Rachel Platten performances, Fifth Harmony EVERYTHING, The 10 seconds 1D blessed the screen, The Janoskians bulg- I mean body paint!

Red Carpet Talk #1 Teen Choice Awards 2015

Welcome to Red Carpet Talk where I show my faves, review celebrity outfits (I’m not the best with fashion but I’ll say my thoughts.) and will be sure to mention if they had any interesting interviews! (Not this time that I know of!) Yes, the Tca carpet is blue, but the segment will be called Red Carpet talk because that’s the regular color!

Demi, 1D, and Taylor Swift, were all no-shows (Boooo!!!), so let’s start of with the rocker boys of 5 Seconds of Summer!

Beautiful, really hot boys!! ❤ ❤ ❤ Black Jackets are cool, but um Luke and Ashton it’s summer!

OH AND HERE”S MY BOYFRIEND ROCKING THAT SIDE-SWEPT HAIR! My aesthetic is Award show Luke Hemmings because he always looks SUPER FINE AF AT AWARD SHOWS!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ It kills me everytime!!!

Next, OMG LETS TALK ABOUT WEB STARS THE JANOSKIANS AND WHAT THEY DID!!

Jai tweeted this and they delivered!

You guys are in for such a surprise today we are definitely going to look best dressed today NO DOUBT

— Jai Brooks (@JaiBrooks1) August 16, 2015

Painted-on suits!!! I think it’s really cool! It promoted their new movie Untold and Untrue  on the back as well! I’ll try to keep my eyes off their shorts.. (JAI THOUGH!)

Here’s a semi-fail! I really like Britney Spears’ majestical mermaid colored hair, but WAYY TOO MUCH SIDE BOOB IS SHOWN! Also the frilly dress does nothing for me!

Here’s Glee and Scream Queens cutie Lea Michele! That is a nice patriotic, and floral dress there! I like it!

Aww Ellen and Portia!! I like Ellen’s goat shirt haha!

Nina Dobrev’s dress was interesting.

Look it’s Demi’s bae Wilmer looking good in a simple but nice outfit! Could do without those boots though!

Victoria Justice in a frilly, snazzy emerald dress that I would never wear but looks amazing!

At first, I thought Nash Grier’s look was ok, but I know think it’s a little too raggedy for an awards show! Maybe it’d look better with some non-ripped black jeans

Youtuber Tyler Oakley keeps it nice and simple!

Bea Miller lookin’ cute! Leather Jackets add to everything! I love them!

I FOUND WORST DRESSED!!

Willow, girl your District 12 reaping dress (She plays Prim in THG) was a million times better then this striped contraption!! YUCK!

Josh Hutcherson looks awesome though!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ PLS DATE ME!!

Well Little Mix showed up in character from their Black Magic music video. I think they were both proving a point with looking nerdy at an awards show and promoting their single. However this revived a bunch of mean-but-slightly-funny tweets comparing them to Fifth Harmony. “Freshman Year vs Senior Year” was one of them as well as some shade on how well their singles were doing.

Here’s the lovely Fifth Harmony ladies/queens!!

I do not care for Dinah’s outfit, but the other girls look fabulous!!! I really like the matching black clothing! Plus they nailed the pre-show selfie game!!

Lastly, OMG THESE GUYS SHOWED UP AND WERE ON MY TV FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Yay!! They were on the front row and I’m pretty sure it’s cause 5sos helped so they can see their preformance! I love seeing a developing band do their first events and be in their first magazines and all! Bonus points since I’ve met this one!! Go Hey Violet!